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FIREWOOD PRESS RELEASE: The Firewood Club’s Fall Firewood Sale - $50 (Pine Springs)
Hytrail Avenue
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Yes, this is a real ad for firewood! Please message me to set up a time to meet.
For Immediate Release:
It is with a heavy heart that The Firewood Club has voted to disband after an intervention with our psychologist, Dr. Woods.
The Firewood Club President, Mr. Burns (no, not THAT Mr. Burns), is building a cozy log cabin in Woodbury using some of the logs. “The Firewood Club touched so many lives,” he said. “This wood kept people warm during the harsh winters. It was reassuring to know we had enough wood to last our members until 2039. But now it is time to move on.”
To help the cause, my boyfriend and I built a wooden boat last weekend —after all, my name is Boatman! But the club still has a large quantity of 4-foot seasoned mixed hardwood logs available for sale.
All the logs are over two years old and ready for burning. Just bring a truck, and Mr. Burns will help you load.
Oh, one more thing—PLEASE don’t ask for an autograph, or Mr. Burns may ‘release the hounds.’
Please message me on CL to set up a time to meet.
The price is $50 per cord or best offer.