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A "Merry" maid I'm not.
Specializing in Hoarders, the Horribly Disorganized, and folks who can't see the counter, desk, or floor anymore.
10 bucks an hour - 3 hr minimum. Yes, $10 per hour..... Really.
I'm on a fixed income, and I don't want to lose it.
Ask about my prices/discounts/bids for long, horrid, out of area, or complex projects. I can find younger and stronger help for the right price.

NO: Vomit, blood, human poo, black mold, asbestos, or cat boxes. Dog poo is ok, @ $20 per hour(prorated). Nothing that requires boots or a parka.
NO: Once a week, dust my Knick-knacks, make the beds, tidy the coat rack, contracts.

YES: Laundry, Dishes, Floor scrubbing/scraping, Wall scrubbing, Cupboard cleaning, Move-Outs, Move-Ins, Basement cleaning, Windows, Spiderwebs, Bedbug treatments, Bathroom cleaning, Closet cleaning, Garbage removal (not off-premise), Attic cleaning (no asbestos insul., please) Furniture moving or rearranging (within reason! No, ma'am, I will not move your refrigerator or piano to the garage), Appliance cleaning, Carpet cleaning, Garage cleaning, (heated only), Kids rooms, Small or large pet areas.
9 times out of 10 I do dishes by hand, and floors on hands and rickety knees. Works better.

I organize as nobody else can. EVER. Drawers, Closets, Desks Garages, Attics, Pantries, Refrigerators etc., including whatever goes in those spaces...Papers, Mementos, Shoes, Dishes, Kitchen implements, Pictures, Food, Tools, Clothes, Books, Junk.
I also do clerical work and taxes.

I can also Paint. Well. VERY VERY well. (And wallpaper, if that's your fancy.)
Just not as fast as I used to. AND, as a special bonus, just for you as a valued customer, I will wear my glasses.

SIMPLE demo is OK. I can pull nails, staples, cut carpet, sand while sitting down, stain, pull glass, fix screens, patch holes, install outlets, and the like. I CANNOT strip to the studs anymore. You don't want to be responsible for a heart attack.

If You Are "Helping", will be TWICE the price per hour, more or less, depending on your-- disposition, your idle chatter factor on a 1-10 scale, and/or political persuasion.
And no, as you may have guessed, I do NOT use totally organic, save the Arizona turtles, cleaning supplies.
I use what works for scum, grime, and dirt. I am cleaning your stuff one time, maybe twice. Deal wit it.

Anything outside of my "comfort zone" could possibly require you as my transportation, (I don't have a vehicle during "daytime hours") AND more $$.
Call for details about locations.

Daytime hours only.
** No one wants to see a chubby, wrinkled, crabby old lady cleaning semi-nude, PLEASE, please! stop asking. Thanks so much. **

Innumerable (many) References Avail... No, I'm not bonded and insured, I'm on Social Security remember? If you don't trust me not to steal Great Grampas railroad watch, then I don't trust you either. And don't ask to see my social media as a "requirement" to trusting me. Yes, this happened. 15 bucks an hour DOES NOT entitle you to see my brilliant and edgy political posts.

651-304-0908 Voice Calls preferred. Text OK for first contact.
No EMAILS unless you're LOCAL. No, I do NOT take Cashiers checks from Zamnibia.

  • do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers

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