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❄️ “Snowing in Minneapolis & St. Paul? We clap back so hard the flakes
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**“Snow losing its mind again? H&S pulls up with the little plow truck 🚜💨 and the shovel squad 🛠️❄️ like winter’s about to get evicted. Sidewalks, stairs, driveways, parking lots — WHOOSH, cleared so fast the snowflakes start panicking, opening group chats, calling their lawyers, and insisting they ‘did NOT sign up for this.’
Meanwhile they’re trying to slide away to the neighbor’s yard, forming a support group, and googling ‘Can snow file a complaint?’
Call us AT 612-592-8204 and come home to everything spotless. No slipping, no shoveling, no throwing out your back pretending you’re still 22. Just eat your dinner, stay warm, feel young — while our little plow truck deals with snowflakes crying, quitting, and demanding someone bring HR to the driveway.”**