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Unclothed handyman/classical guitar/harmonica player for events or chores (Minneapolis)
offered in person
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Yes I've done it before it's awesome! You couldn't put the word that rhymes with dude in the heading or it wouldn't have gotten posted. it still may get flagged but I don't see why.
So hire me I'm honest fun. Ladies and gents-Dont be shy! Are you a bored but loyal housewife that just wants some pizzazz in her day? Well then have a strong respectful gentleman with a obvious sense of humor over for some chores who respects all boundaries and all people. (I can send recent clean background check too!) Bachelorette party? Call me? LGBTQ and body positive all types welcome! ❤️
(Want to get married? Heck I'm also an ordained minister and I'm for hire for weddings etc!) Want to mess with your dorm mates and surprise them? I'm down! Want me to streak across the field during a game? Jk I draw the line there.
Honestly I don't really have to work right now but I want to do something out there and fun and I'm throwing it to the wind.
Kind of an exhibitionist and really enjoyed being a nud-i-s-t as well as much as possible.
Have me over to help you. Nak-i-e! Can't put those heavy bags in that trash bin just need me for an hour? Sweet! if you're very conservative I can wear underwear!
how much more fun would it be to have me come over for an hour and mop your floor or have me play your beautiful song or three.. (this is not a sex-u-a-l service whatsoever)
Random and awesome!
$100 is all in twin cities for first hour! Anything more than an hour can be discussed but rate goes down the more times per week you have me down to 40 an hour! Wow
Coming from a natural place I keep thing just fun. I'll make it not weird ok. If ads up I'm available. Ty.
Services-
Informal massage licensed in Washington state 2002.
Piano Guitar classical folk harmonica blues
I'm a fantastic auto detailer. Buffing and refinishing paint is something I'm a professional at. I don't mind working outside especially if you have a private place im a landscape professional as well
Random chores! Vacuum take out trash paint your fence make me you know clean your windows I don't care. Hang out? Day drink watch soap operas with you? Done.
You sit on the couch and eat chips or bonbons. You pleasure yourself or watch CNN or maybe you're dressed like a chicken and make chicken sounds? Okay . Whatever floats your boat!
Ty