Looks like a truck. Acts like a truck. Runs like it used to… but not right now.
Quick facts:
Year/Model: 2002 Ford F-250 (the kind that remembers rotary phones)
Engine: Present, but currently on strike — does not run
Transmission: Manual/automatic (you choose the story you tell kids)
Mileage: Under 100,000
Body: Solid-for-its-age
Interior: Rugged
Tires: Holds air and dreams
Title: Clean
Why you’ll love it:
Perfect for a weekend warrior, grease-loving grandpa, or someone who wants a truck that actually teaches you car repair
Great for hauling mysterious salvage, yard treasures, regret, or a small herd of IKEA furniture
Mechanically educational: learn to swap engines, diagnose, or simply practice saying “she’ll start” with increasing conviction
Cons (because honesty matters):
The motor isn’t running. Will be a dramatic saga involving parts, patience, and YouTube tutorials.
Will attract curious neighbors and unsolicited advice.
No, I don’t know exactly what’s wrong — I’m a seller, not a miracle worker.
Best for:
Mechanics, hobbyists, off-grid builders, people who like projects that smell like motor oil and possibility.
As-is sale. One set of keys. Cash in hand, trailer ready. I’ll even throw in a half-full roll of duct tape.
Want to see it or kick the tires (metaphorically or literally)? Message me — I’ll tell you where it’s parked