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You caveman? No problem...... me make and write good good with wordy words.

You can't do it, but I can and then you can tell them that you did it.

Articles, blogs, work reports, journal entries, comedic/serious speeches.......try me.

I am the muse you never knew you had.

Get me started with your thoughts, desires, direction and or research and I can take it from there. Writing most anything is enjoyable and quite effortless for me.

Paypal only accepted.

You pay first and then I play. I offer no refunds as a standard rule with a possible exception. You hate my work? I will consider giving you a refund for 1/2 your cheddar if you have a convincing reason for your hatred and it sways me to do so. I do not work for free at all even if you hate the results.

72 hour turn-around is typical ($150)

24 hour is twice the quoted price ($300)

12 hour is triple the price and I love to do it because nobody else seems willing. ($450) Actually, I get this request more than you think as you're reading this.

500+ word 1-page written is $150 and I offer 1 volley of redirection/word-crafting but NOT edits......if I miss a period or dangle a participle just correct it. After all, it will be your work in the end. (Gosh, you really need to work on your accountability at some point and own your followup. I mean, come on, I am doing your work for you and suddenly you're too good to correct a minor grammar issue? We talked about this.)

To expensive?.......simply move along. I am creating bliss-filled wordy ear-gasms for you and giving it away at street corner pricing. I don't need your money, but you, my prose challenged friend, may need to pay for my words. Please note: I mean the aforementioned in the nicest way possible.

  • do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers

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