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before perusing best-of-craigslist postings below please note:

12 Feb 2010 - Parents - Please stop the madness

08 Feb 2010 - LOST: Tripod in a sewer

14 Nov 2009 - This post is different from the others...

26 Oct 2009 - to the man shaving on the dufferin bus - w4m

23 Oct 2009 - You puked on my leg - m4w (196 bus to York)

23 Jul 2009 - The First Annual, Only Moving Sale Ever #1! It's awesome, seriously.

01 Jul 2009 - Vintage BiWay plastic shopping bag

24 Jun 2009 - I yelled "get the fuck off my bike!!!" - w4m

20 Apr 2009 - Rustic 1 Bedroom

06 Apr 2009 - Attention Landlords -- Some Advice from a Renter

28 Feb 2009 - Missed Connection with Every Lesbian Girl I've Ever Swooned Over - m4w

27 Feb 2009 - This fish is a JERK! hahaha... Please read! :)

27 Jan 2009 - Carry my casket - m4w

19 Dec 2008 - FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DESCRIBE THE APARTMENT NOT THE SCENERY

16 Oct 2008 - INTELLIGENT, cultured, 22y/o wm seeking Asian women (pref. Nihonese)

01 Oct 2008 - Disgruntled American Seeks Canadian For Political Asylum, Maybe More

20 Jul 2008 - *** Girlfriend Potential Test ***

03 Jun 2008 - I Cleaned Up Your Mess Today - again

20 Apr 2008 - I hate all of you

12 Mar 2008 - Dear Winter:

20 Feb 2008 - If the TTC was the 'better way' I'd have been at work 20 min ago

17 Jan 2008 - is this your pet?

13 Nov 2007 - FOUND: Canadian Tire $Money$

02 Nov 2007 - Really need help. MUST GO!!!

07 Sep 2007 - Women's Restroom

06 Sep 2007 - Advice for the guys who insist on posting pictures of their penis

31 Jul 2007 - LOST - A lululemon sports bag with...

15 Jun 2007 - Do you feel lonely or empty? - 18

31 May 2007 - The way you litter tells a lot about you....

29 May 2007 - Missed Connection with My Boyfriend

28 May 2007 - re:young killers

09 Mar 2007 - I spilled grandma on you around spadian station - w4m

16 Feb 2007 - So Here's The Situation

06 Dec 2006 - To the annoying skag at my work

30 Nov 2006 - Open Letter to Toronto Subway Transit Riders

26 Nov 2006 - To the person who left a note on my door this morning

28 Oct 2006 - Hello, Torontonians. I’m Your Garbageman.

26 Oct 2006 - RANT: To The New Young Gal @ My Gym...

20 Oct 2006 - Dudes, don't shower/shave with your kitten...

05 Oct 2006 - What Craigslist taught me about penises and why it scares me...

03 Oct 2006 - You probably cant handle the truth

02 Oct 2006 - Idealistic young man seeks Belinda Stronach for friendship, maybe more

30 Aug 2006 - To The Creepy Guy At The Nude Beach...

30 Aug 2006 - I LOVE TORONTO, DAMMMIT!

19 Jul 2006 - To the body builder who was hitting on me at the nude beach - w4m

02 May 2006 - Ten Tips for a Successful Reply to W4M

02 May 2006 - select memos to my internet dates

08 Apr 2006 - Lost: big box of crickets on the subway

31 Jan 2006 - Rant: Raging Hard-ons.

09 Dec 2005 - To the tailgating cop who ruined my blowjob on the QEW

28 Aug 2005 - 40

28 Apr 2005 - Don't ever miss your bikini wax appointment...

19 Jan 2005 - will trade my girlfriend for yours

16 Jan 2005 - He had a small penis

04 Nov 2003 - Shoe Shining...and Other Foibles in Internet-Land.